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Monday, March 22, 2004
i am now going to use "rockstarhockey." so put that on your friends list, i dont care if you keep loserx on your list but i will keep it up for historical purposes....
Saturday, March 20, 2004
1:02PM
i was just looking at my graduation picture from last may. its amazing how sickly i looked just in the face alone. my cheeks were so boney and blah. just didnt look healthy.
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
12:43AM
went to steak n shake with scott tonight after work. first time in a long time we really hung out. it was so refreshing. i cant stress that enough. IT WAS SO REFRESHING!
i must love talking. every other night this week whitney and i had what felt like amazing conversations. then this tonight. im on a roll. lets see how long i go till i mentally get sick of this phonyness and wear myself down.
oh and david allen coe is now on my voicemail. i am a redneck.
Current music: david allen coe
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
2:38AM
(x) been drunk
( ) smoked pot
( ) done drugs other than pot & alcohol
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) been to japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
( ) had anal sex
(hard to say anymore) been in love
(x) had sex
( ) had sex in public
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up
(x) been caught masturbating
(x) pissed on myself
( ) had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
(x) stolen something from my job
( ) celebrated new years in time square
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to europe
(x) skipped school for whatever reason.
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut myself on purpose
( ) had sex at the office
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
Monday, March 15, 2004
12:39AM
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be eat at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will Ffight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
Thursday, March 11, 2004
i miss feeling connected i miss feeling there i miss feeling like im a part of it i miss feeling emotion i miss feeling feelings.
i need a real quality moment in my life....
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
ARGH! so gross. im looking at a flyer right now for this "Spring Hog Roast" being put on by the campus crusade for christ.
i know they have every right to do this but i just want to run around and tear down every flyer i see for this. and the poor pig on it looks like its smiling, too.
whitney has an interview at starbucks in carmel today. i hope she gets it. that way we can be coffee whores together. even though we both hate coffee. we can just both work it. plus the idea that im dating a carmel starbucks worker would just amuse me to no end. heeeheeeheeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
oh, and my yuppie ass now has 300 anytime minutes, free roaming and nights and weekends, and a voice mail. i still need to figure out the voicemail though.
a lot better than having only just 100 mins a month and always having to cut people off short or just not answer half the time....
so while im out trying to save pigs i can do it in style with my dandy cell phone while sippin on my venti soy mocha light foam.
Current mood:  annoyed Current music: Wire "12XU"
Monday, March 8, 2004
...STINKY WHORE...this one describes itself...go
take a bath.....
what kind of WHORE are you? (great pictures!!!! PLEASE TAKE IT)
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saw eric for the first time in a long time friday. maybe last time ever. but thats what i thought last fall when he left for training. kinda cried when i was driving off after we all said our goodbyes. also got to see ryan, cassie, laura and mikey too. it was a weird weekend in general i guess.
the best hummus is now in broad ripple.
i really like whitney. really.
im looking forward to this weekend. anyone want to go see the Ice game with whitney and i friday night?
im thinking about getting an industrial done. what do you kids think?
after over two and a half years at the airport cafe i put in two applications downtown saturday at some other cafes. im also talking with my brother about becoming a ramp agent with American Trans Air. should be a fun job for this summer. but yeah i want out of the cafFe connection.
Current mood:  hungry Current music: the cure
Sunday, March 7, 2004
nellie mckay is so cute!!!
Thursday, March 4, 2004
i love you maggie may
Current music: arrested development
Tuesday, March 2, 2004
10:50PM
we all have what it takes to make it home
Monday, March 1, 2004
12:37AM
And the sky was made of amethyst
And all the stars were just like little fish
You should learn when to go
You should learn how to say no
Might last a day
Mine is forever
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
When they get what they want
They never want it again
When they get what they want
They never want it again
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
And the sky was all violet
I want it again, but violent
More violence
Yeah, I'm the one with no soul
One above and one below
Might last a day
Mine is forever
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
When they get what they want
They never want it again
When they get what they want
They never want it again
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I dare you to
I told you from the start
Just how this would end
When I get what I want
I never want it again
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Spin a lie in your mind, you're mine, forever...
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything
Take everything
Take everything
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
10:38AM
HAPPY FAT TUESDAY YOU FAT FUCKS!!!
Current mood: annoyed Current music: the clash "i fought the law"
Monday, February 23, 2004
she says forget what you have to do
pretend there is nothing
outside this room
and like an idea she came to me
but she came too late
or maybe too soon
i said please try not to love me
close your eyes, i'm turning on the light
you know i have no vacancy
and it's awfully cold outside tonight
the rain stains the brick a darker red
slowly i'm rolling out of her bed
the rain stains the streets a darker black
i dress my face in stone
because i can't go back
i feel her eyes watching me
from behind the curtain of her hair
and she says i'm sorry
i didn't mean to stare
i say i think i really have to go now
but oh baby, maybe someday
maybe somehow.
on other notes, a test at 9am on a monday is a bad idea. whitney now has a soccer mom van but its up in south bend. i wont get to see her till tomorrow. didnt see her at all yesterday. then i wont get to see her at all this weekend cause they scheduled another game or two in ohio just for shits and giggles (im not sure how many they got goin for sure but even if its just a friday game we may stay in town for a bluejackets game saturday night. but i bet ill want to come back home and see whitney so i dont know.....
Current mood: hungry Current music: ani-she says
Sunday, February 22, 2004
they had moon river tonight on the simpsons. thats the theme score composed by henry mancini for breakfast at tiffany's... it made me so happy.
goodnight,
wet sweaty hair
Current mood:  sleepy Current music: moon river
I GOT PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING AT 1:30 IN THE MORNING IN NOBLESVILLE! WOOT! and while the stones were on....
i know no one cares but that was my first time ever getting pulled over so im amused and proud.
Current mood:  pleased Current music: stones-just my imagination
Thursday, February 19, 2004
11:34AM
okay i guess i wont get to do much of anything this spring break. mostly because "they" dont think its fair that i travel alone with whitney because my brother never got to at my age with wendy. well i guess i still could do something with someone, but everyone else either cant have a boy with them, or arent even really in school or blah i dont know. FUCK! this angers my blood.
i just realized... its about noon and i havent said one fucking word to anyone today. not one. now im freaking out trying to put myself in the position of a deaf-mute and trying to wonder what its like to be one.
i should take up smoking. im turning back into a bitter old crank.
since im not going anywhere i should get my lip pierced again. all this spring break i should just fucking drink whiskey and die.
Current mood:  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Current music: shimmer sparkle
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
2:22PM
the abbey's getting torn down?!
Current mood:  sick
Monday, February 16, 2004
One pound for the hoe, that's all we need baby
Just one for the hoes.. c'mon
Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo
I'm in that, seventy-four, Coupe DeVille
With the, power seats, leather, wood on my wheel
One-touch sunroof BUT leave it alone
Hoes see it can't believe it - "It's goin back on it's own"
Oooooooooooooooh, shit, that's how we do it baby
"Every day like this?" Seven dayy-ayyys
.. I tell you three-sixty-five
Winter spring and fall, in the summer we ride
You actin like you never seen it befo'
Like them country boys ain't got no dough
Bitch please - GET OUT - but don't you slam that do'
DUST YOUR SHOES OFF - befo' you touch that flo'
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha touch it
You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you Russian?
Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo
Now I'm - clean as a whistle (yeah) sharp as a razor (uh-huh)
In anythang from Timberland to Gaines
Now listen - I play the haters (ooh) like they should be played
And uhh - I love the ladies (ooh) like they should get laid
That's why I - I got my fade everybody had braids
And now they - switch to fades and I'm thinkin 'bout braids
Just an example of hoochieless jackin
If we were hoopin, I'd be yellin "They hackin"
I see you momma, in my Dolce Gabbana
Gucci and Prada baby I gotta lotta
The lucciana ain't a problem for poppa
That's all you want then baby girl I'ma holla
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - I don't like how you actin
Treat you like you're from Milwaukee, send you Green Bay Packin
Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo
(I think I just..
need to take this time and explain to 'em exactly..
what the pimp juice is)
Uh, hear me out now
Now your pimp juice is anything, attract the opposite sex
It could be money, fame, or straight intellect
It don't MATTER! Bitches got the pimp juice too
Come to think about it - dirty, they got more than we do
They got mo' - juice in they talk, got mo' juice in they walk
They got mo' - juice in they veins, OOH GOD DAMN!
I tell you man it's a cryin shame..
.. how people use, the juice in vein - you hear me mayne
Pimp juice is color blind
You find it work on all color creeds and kinds
From ages 50 right down to 9
The Mayor of Nellyville and I won't resign, watch me recline
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - bitch I got all night
Matter fact, stand on my left boo - I know you ain't right
Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo
Current mood: worried but okay
Sunday, February 15, 2004
6:54PM
BIG BOOTY HOES! JUMP WIT' IT!
my left shoulder hurts. i can hardly use it for anything without needing help or wincing in extreme pain.
what a sad weekend. last hockey weekend and i didnt even drink. got to meet aunt holly finally. she doesnt have kids but she could be a MILF! i really liked it there. oh, tom (ambers husband) made me want to cry.
papers suck. why cant life be nothing but quizes and tests.
my stomach is the worst. and every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
Current mood: sore Current music: big booty hoes
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